ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me
Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.
delete the word thot from your vocabulary
The amount of notes of this lead me to believe girls have always lied to me and not shown me their real, glowing, vaginas. Dammit.
This is fucking disturbing.
What girl wouldn’t smile over a surprise like this😊💕
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”